COME ON.......SERIOUSLY

Well last Tuesday started out like any other day getting the kids off to school running some errands for Jason and, then picking the kids up from school. Then my day took a turn my little trouble maker Keiton decided he would get a butch knife out of the drawer to play with!! Yes I did say butcher knife and by the time he got into me he had already done the damage I hear him screaming look over at him and he had the knife in his hand and dropped it I was on the phone with Jason and said to him I gotta go hung up on him and ran to Keiton by this time blood was pouring out of somewhere but the problem was there was so much I had no clue where it was coming from so now I'm panicking he is bleeding EVERYWHERE!! I'm trying to find the injury and I can't I don't know what to do so I call Jason back and tell him I need you home NOW!! He keeps asking what is going on and at this point I say to him I got to go I need to call 911!!!! So I hang up my house is a disaster and I still haven't found where the bleeding is coming from so the thoughts go thru my mind I can't call 911 my house is a freaking mess I can't have all thoes emergency people here with my house looking like this!!! (I know that sounds twisted and sick my child is bleeding and injured and I don't want to call 911 because my house is a mess!) So then a thought comes to me I will just drive him to the ER myself but how he is bleeding everywhere and I still don't know from where. At this point my other 3 kids are FREAKING OUT! I tell Caden I need you to get me some help by now Keiton is COVERED in blood his whole face, his jeans, shirt, arms my hands jeans and I'm sitting on the tile with him and it is all over the tile just running like a faucet. Caden runs and gets the neighbor, and then that creepy little thought Oh No my house they can't come in my house so I will go to the front door and maybe we can just leave to the ER and no one will see this place so I take keiton to the front door and I see the neighbor come running across the street bare foot and all he gets to me and sees the bloody mess and whats the first thing he does runs in my house for a towel to start cleaning up the mess and find where the heck all the blood is coming from. YES I would have been better off just calling 911 because at least they would have been strangers now my neighbor has seen my embarrasingly messy house. So here he comes running with the towel back outside to me doensn't see the step and fly's out my front door and falls right on his face!! Can this get any worse? Anyway we find the cut. He somehow managed to cut the whole pad off his index finger (I had no idea fingers bled that bad!!) and he was just flinging his hand around and the more he flung it the more he spread the blood so it look like it was coming from his face when really it was his hand. So he gets my car keys and I think at this point my neighbor starts to panic I jump in the backseat holding Keiton and he puts his seatbelt on and keiton and I are in the back praying for the best! He is flying around corners driving like a mad man gets on the freeway and floors my car I am in the back reading the speed ometer and it says 90 I'm thinking oh my heck please don't kill us for this!!!! He takes the wrong freeway exit so were headed the completly wrong way I say to him UM your going the wrong way!! So he hurrys takes the next exit and turns around. We finally get to the ER Jason meets us down there we wait in the waiting room for 3 hours they FINALLY get us to a room to wait another 2 hours they come in to stitch him up and Jason well to put it lightly he hates all things like that so the whole time we were in the room waiting for them to come in I could tell he was getting anxious he said to me you can hold him down. WUSS! Anyway they come in and start the stitches and I am holding his arms and upper body Jason takes his legs. WUSS! So they begin and Jason takes out his phone and askes can I take a picture? The doc. says sure so he takes a picture......and the doc. continues to stitch the nurse is assisting and I am holding Keiton and then all of the sudden out of the corner of my eye I see Jason lying on top of my poor baby I look over at him and begin to yell at him what the heck are you lying on the baby for then I realize he's not lying on the baby he freakin PASSED OUT!!!! I couldn't believe this (well actually I could) so then my adrenaline kicked in and all by my self picked him up off Keiton mind you this is complete dead weight floped his head back he is white as a ghost eyes rolled back in his head he is completely GONE!!! I put him genlty on the floor all the while the doctor continues stitching and the nurse comes over and we are yelling his name then finally he opens his eyes and the nurse is standing over the top of him and she says welcome back he looks totally confused and says oh did I pass out UMMM YES YOU WUSS!!! So needless to say they finished Keiton and then made Jason lay on the bed until he got his color back. What a day....... moral of this story keep your house clean at all times and don't go to the ER durning cold and Flu season keep all knifes locked up and NEVER allow my husband to be present during medical procedures!!!!!