MMM My Husband......

We always have days in our lives when we are left standing shaking our heads and wondering "what the heck were you thinking?" Today happend to be one of thoes days. Keiton has been sick with mono (how the heck he got that is beyond me) so I have spent the last few nights up with him. This morning being a holiday and no school for the kids I decide to try and sleep in. I did say try.... So Jason was leaving for work he came upstairs to our room to say good-bye and I could tell he was running late due to his grabbing my face and giving me a quick kiss and I love you. Just as I turn over and snuggle back into my bed all of the sudden I hear a screeeching and smash then a car alarm going off!!!!! I fly out of my bed pull the blinds up and look out in the street I knew I had just heard a car wreck that sound is not mistakable for anything else, but I see nothing so I run to another window and still nothing. So I start to run down the stairs to go outside to see what is going on when I hear the door into the house from the garage slam shut! OH NO! Here comes Jason walking briskly by me not saying a word. I walk out the garage and look and yep......just as I thought he was in a hurry and forgot that my car was behind his and yes you know the rest he HIT my car!!!! I stood there not saying a word just watching as he rushed around me ever so angrily and then left for work. So I called our insurance comany and our conversation went something like this.........

Me: Hi I was just wondering if you could tell me how much my deductible is
Ins. Lady: Sure $250.00
Me: Ok good well I need to make a claim
Ins. Lady: Ok what vehicle and what happened
Me: My Yukon
Ins. Lady: What happend to it
Me: Um my husband was in a hurry and forgot to look behind him as he was pulling out of the garage this moring and crashed into it
Ins. Lady: Silence....sounds of holding back laughter.....not a good morning at your house
Me: Oh fine for me not him
Ins. Lady: When did this happen
Me: Oh about 5 mins ago
Ins. Lady: Oh WOW!
Me: Is this gonna raise my ins rates
Ins. Lady: No because it was in your own driveway and you did it to yourself there were no other drivers involved
Me: MMM Good........Mental note if your gonna get in a wreck do it with yourself in your own drive way with 2 of your own cars!

Anyway I called him to let him know the good news and at that point start laughing at him all he could say is "I don't see what's so funny" Well I do next time look behind you AHHHH!!!!