WHY ARE BOYS SO RANDOM AND GROSS?

I know boys do gross and indecent things. But WHY? Sunday morning I wake up my kids to get them ready for church (@8am). Averie is up first and is in the bathroom. Caden gets up next and also goes in the bathroom and sees the toilet is occupied so rather than going to 1 of the other 2 toilets in the house he simply decides he would relieve himself in the bath tub! WHAT THE HECK? He doesn't even bother to rinse it out either. So Jason goes in the bathroom and see's what has come to pass. Jason is pretty even key until it comes to that type of thing . All along I am in my room getting ready for church and have no idea what has happend....... until I hear Jason yell if you do that again I'm gonna pee all over you. What in the heck is happening then Averie appears, I ask what is going on in there? She tells me Caden went pee in the bath tub. Lovely, I asked Caden why did you do that and he just said I don't know. MMMM me either. I'm sure this is only the begining of these types of random gross and indecent acts that will come from my 2 boys. But I guess boys will be boys!